Oh Almighty All-One (01),
Grant me the courage
to embrace and early adopt new cool technologies,
the serenity
to ignore distractions from new technology fads
and the wisdom
to tell the difference.
Muahaha 🙂 I believe the original is often attributed to Vonnegut, but I'm not sure he came up with it. I'm sure he quoted it in at least one book though.