We don't need no docum'ntation We don't need no source control No dark sarcasm on the mail(ing) list Ninjas leave them kids alone No comments - code should speak alone! All in all it's just another LOC We don't need no code conventions We don't need no (js)lint control No YSlow rules, no validation And who needs stinking unit tests? Hey, guru, leave them kids alone! All in all it's just another kick in balls
Alternatives:
Hey Crockford, leave them kids alone!
No dark sarcasm in the board room
Many thanks to contributions from @ltackmann, @lucidlifedream, @jalbertbowdenii, @jasonfry, @getify, @skilldrick, @marceloOrigoni, @jdbartlett, @pixsym, @jLix, @joedevon, @leopyc, @cramforce, Carlos!
