Everybody is gay, er… spammer

October 18th, 2005. Tagged: Fun

A clever spammer posted a joke on a forum of mine a few days ago. He had the joke and then 4 links to his websites in his post, I guess the idea being that the joke will buy the moderators' sympathy when they follow their first instinct in deleting the post. ;)

Anyway, it's just a semi-abandoned phpBB install I put up quickly some time ago, so there are no real members, nor moderators. I just opted for keeping the joke and removing the links.

Spammers, spammers, spammers... Email spam, comment spam, referrer spam... joke spam... what next!?

Oh, the joke:

EVERYBODY IS GAY

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."

The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

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